fib

ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer

If one asks a strange or nonsensical question, the listener will probably respond with a similarly strange or nonsensical answer. A: "What the heck are you talking about? All I did was ask if you think I should dress my cat up for Halloween!" B: "Well, ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer!" A: "You want to get out of tomorrow's test, Bobby? Oh sure, why not? Why don't you stay home and sleep in, and I'll give you an automatic A?" B: "Really?" A: "No! Ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer." You asked Mom if you'd be allowed to go to a party the seniors are throwing with no chaperones? Good grief, what did she say? Ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer, I bet.
See also: and, answer, ask, get, question, stupid

fib (one's) way out of (something)

To escape trouble or some predicament by telling lies. John fibbed his way out of a speeding ticket by saying he was rushing to his dying grandmother's hospital bed. These punk kids won't be able to fib their way out of trouble because my security cameras caught them shoplifting! A: "How exactly am I going to fib my way out of this predicament?" B: "I don't know—you're the idiot who scheduled dates with two different girls for the same time!"
See also: fib, of, out, way
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ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer

Also, ask a silly question. Your query doesn't deserve a proper answer, as in Am I hungry? ask a stupid question! One authority believes this idiom is a variant of ask me no questions and I'll tell you no fibs, which appeared in Oliver Goldsmith's play She Stoops to Conquer (1773) and was frequently repeated thereafter. [Early 1800s]
See also: and, answer, ask, get, question, stupid
The American Heritage® Dictionary of Idioms by Christine Ammer. Copyright © 2003, 1997 by The Christine Ammer 1992 Trust. Published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company. All rights reserved.

fib

(fɪb)
1. n. a small lie. It was just a little fib. I’m sorry.
2. in. to tell a small lie. Did you fib to the teacher?
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions Copyright © 2006 by The McGraw-Hill Companies, Inc. All rights reserved.
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