bros before hoes

slang A reminder, said by a male to his male friend(s), asserting that their friendship should be more important than relationships or interactions with females. Come on, man, don't ditch us for that girl you just met! Bros before hoes, bro! I thought it was bros before hoes, but apparently not if Jake's dating my ex-girlfriend now. Of course your girlfriend can't come out with us on guys' night! Bros before hoes, remember?

come at me, bro

slang A phrase used to indicate that one will fight or argue about something if someone else initiates the conflict. This is the best movie of all time. Come at me, bro. A: "Come at me then!" B: "Whoa, OK, I don't think you two need to get into a barroom brawl over this." Anyone who disagrees with me about this can come at me!

cool story, bro

slang A sarcastic, dismissive response to something someone said that one considers utterly uninteresting, pointless, or irrelevant. Primarily heard in US. A: "You know, I shouldn't be here doing such menial work. I have a master's degree in poetry!" B: "Cool story, bro. Now pick up a shovel and start digging." Cool story, bro. Now get back to work stuffing these envelopes. What do I care if you were your class's salutatorian? Cool story, bro, I guess.

dude-bro

slang A heterosexual, often white, male who is hypermasculine and apt to behave in a sexist or homophobic manner. Often used pejoratively. If this guy you're dating is prone to casual misogyny, he might just be a dude-bro. JJ is just an obnoxious dude-bro, deriding anything he doesn't like as "gay." To be honest, I thought you were just a dude-bro when I first met you, hanging out with all those obnoxious frat boys.

nah, bro

slang A phrase used to reject an idea or suggestion. You want me to go into the cricket-infested basement by myself? Nah, bro! Nah, bro, I'm not going out tonight.

You mad(, bro)?

slang A sarcastic question intended to mock or further irritate someone who is already noticeably angry. "You" is sometimes spelled as "u." Aww, you mad, bro? Sorry I beat you in basketball—again.

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