stewed, screwed, and tattooed

vulgar slang Of navy sailors on shore leave, having gotten drunk ("stewed"), had sex with someone ("screwed"), and received a tattoo to commemorate the experience. My old navy buddies always joked that the only thing we wanted to do when we got to shore was get stewed, screwed, and tattooed.

See also: and, tattoo

See also:

country drunk
be (as) drunk as a piper
be (as) drunk as a sow
peonied
(as) drunk as a wheelbarrow
be (as) drunk as a wheelbarrow
(as) drunk as a piper
(as) drunk as a sow
be (as) drunk as a biled owl
bile

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