Wrangling his way to an audience with 2007 Prime Minister Short (played by South Australian Premier Mike Rann, in his second credited movie role),
Plonk sees his fortunes tumble when he's declared a terrorist suspect.
Do you remember when cross channel shopping trips to stock up on cheap
plonk and grub were all the rage?
Villagers are being asked to dress in French costume - and take their own bottles of
plonk - to the get-together.
The musical magnate, 62, auctioned off 8,837 bottles in 746 lots, saying he has run out of space to store the vintage
plonk.
While our pasty-faced, wittering politicians
plonk their buttocks in the camp of politically correct twaddle and ineffectual debate, Taiwan's elected representatives have a slightly different way of settling their differences.
Don't just
plonk yourself down at the telly all night.
Alternatively, you could give the pounds 600 to Children in Need, buy yourself a bottle of supermarket
plonk and bask in the warm glow of generosity instead of self indulgence.
THESE fabulously stylish black cut wine glasses will make even the cheapest
plonk taste delicious.
You can make it look how you like - but there's no getting away from the fact that cheap
plonk will always be cheap
plonk.
Swaley Taylor, who flogged the
plonk at pounds 10 a time from his van, was collared by police when a Christmas shopper twigged it was fake.
In many continental countries, children often have a small glass of
plonk with meals.
IT'S NOT cream cakes, bottles of
plonk or packets of crisps that have Irish women obsessed with their weight.
The answer is put your tin hats on,
plonk 11 players behind the ball, park the team bus in front of the goal and try to grind out a draw.
A Newcastle-based company has put the city on the world wine map for its ability to source top Italian
plonk.