piece of crumpet

rude slang A woman who is sexually attractive or appealing. Primarily heard in UK. If you want to set me up with a piece of crumpet like Hailey, I certainly wouldn't say no—she's gorgeous!

See also: crumpet, of, piece

See also:

be not worth a crumpet
not worth a crumpet
bangin'
barmy on the crumpet
crumpet
step into the breach
bimbo
boinkable
bim
butterface

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