dook

1. verb, slang To defecate You've been dooking in that toilet for nearly half an hour. Everything all right in there? How are we going to get this cat to dook in the litter box? I nearly dooked in my pants from fright!

2. noun, slang Feces. Be right back, I gotta go take a dook. You better pick up this dog dook before someone comes along and steps in it. He's gotta be taking a dook—he's been in the bathroom forever!

dukes

slang Fists. I put up my dukes, expecting him to strike me at any moment. I ain't gonna let nobody insult my good character—come on and put up your dukes! Though I had put up my dukes, I didn't need to throw a single punch—the big oaf tripped, fell, and knocked himself out all on his own.

dook

and duke (duk)

1. mod. really bad. (see also the entry for duke.) This day was really dook!

2. in. to defecate. Mom, I gotta dook.

3. to perform anal sex. (Offensive if understood.) The dude wanted to dook me!

duke

verb

See dook

duke

1. in. to empty one’s stomach; to vomit. (see also dukes.) She’s in the john, duking like a goat.

2. Go to dook.

dukes

1. n. the fists. Okay, brother, put your dukes up.

2. n. the knees. He went down on his dukes and prayed for all sorts of good stuff.

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