Talking of on-going battles with the English language, our thanks to commentator Tony Gobbledegook for taking us on a sexist trip down
mammary lane.
The nostalgic motorbike ride down
mammary lane was played out against a background of golden oldies, ranging from Putting On The Style to Lipstick On Your Collar and That'll Be The Day.
And I took a stroll down
Mammary Lane - I told you they were diddies - with Norrie the Nosebag after a call from Edinburgh punter Allan McMaster.
There is usually some perfectly good reason for a stroll down
Mammary Lane. Like the silver anniversary of that green bikini top flying off in Carry On Camping in 1969.
Or
Mammary Lane, perhaps, as Samantha pointed to Denise's sticky-out bits and said: "I'd like a pair of those."
In fact it's a safe bet they'll be delighted at her trip down
mammary lane.