zipper morals

zipper morals

dated euphemism Sexually promiscuous or permissive attitudes or morals. An allusion to the unzipping of clothes. The preacher decried the so-called "zipper morals" that he said were corrupting the youth of the country. A: "Aunt Mary says Tina is pregnant because she has zipper morals. What does that mean, Mommy?" B: "Don't listen to your Aunt Mary."
See also: moral, zipper

zipper morals

n. loose morals that lead to the easy unzipping of clothing. Ah, youth and its zipper morals!
See also: moral, zipper