yesterday wouldn't be soon enough

yesterday wouldn't be soon enough

What is being discussed needs to happen as soon as possible, especially because it is already overdue. I need you to get me those financial reports, Brian—yesterday wouldn't be soon enough at this point! A: "When were you hoping to have someone do the landscaping?" B: "We can't move ahead with the sale until it's done, so yesterday wouldn't be soon enough."
See also: enough, soon, yesterday