(as) worthless as tits on a boar (hog)

(as) worthless as tits on a boar (hog)

vulgar slang Utterly ineffectual, worthless, or unnecessary. Hey, thanks for the broken wrench—it's as worthless as tits on a boar hog. I know next to nothing about computers, so I'd be worthless as tits on a boar trying to figure out what's wrong with your laptop. Nah, you don't have to help us with the move—considering your skinny arms, you'd be as worthless as tits on a boar hog anyway.

See also: boar, on, tit

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