"Even when caught
with your pants down, in mid-thrust in your partner's best friend's bed, with Marvin Gave on the mp3 and a plate of half-eaten oysters on the floor, you deny everything.
"If you plan for mid-table mediocrity then at some stage you are going to get caught
with your pants down," the Kiwi said.
You won't get caught
with your pants down without any good travel humor to read if you pick up Doug Lansky's laugh-filled collection There's No Toilet Paper On The Road Less Traveled (1932361-278, $14.95): it provides a hilarious set of stories from wacky, strange adventures of travel gone wrong around the world.
You could walk through the doors, but there was nothing to enter, nothing to experience except the other side (demystified at last!) and perhaps a fleeting sense of imaginary exposure--as if you were caught
with your pants down, inadvertently flashing your uglies.
After watching a Vermillion Lies show, I guarantee that you'll want to join the circus, ride a tricycle, wear a hat, stop global warming, sing
with your pants down and maybe even write an article professiong your love for this quirky twosome.
The embarrassment of a few minutes
with your pants down in front of a doctor is a small price for your health.
