open (up) a can of whoop ass (on someone)

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open (up) a can of whoop ass (on someone)

To commit, engage in, or threaten physical violence (against someone). Sometimes said in a jocular or pseudo-serious manner. If that punk doesn't shut up soon, I'm gonna have to go over there and open up a can of whoop ass! My old man was the toughest guy in town when he was alive. He could open a can of whoop ass on anyone!
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Or why am I I inside this empty arboretum this inward spiral of whoopass and vision the leafy vine twisting and choking the tree.
Then again, sometimes we just want to watch someone open a can of legal whoopass in a fictional courtroom.
OTCQB: JSDA) markets and distributes premium beverages under the Jones Soda and WhoopAss Energy Drink brands and sells through its distribution network in markets primarily across North America.
Seattle, introduces a reformulated WhoopAss Energy Drink[R].
offers Jones Soda, Jones Energy, Jones Organics, Jones Naturals, Whoopass and 24C brands.
The company appeals to the 14-24-year-old demographic with its energy drink WhoopAss, through extreme sports and blogs on its web site (www.
Workers, college students, even junior high schoolers are chugging can after can of drinks with names such as Adrenaline Monster, Amp and Whoopass, even as health experts warn of potential hazards.
McCracken's inspiration for ``The Powerpuff Girls'' stems from ``The Whoopass Girls,'' a student film he created six years ago while studying character animation at California Institute of the Arts (CalArts) in Valencia.
In 2000, Jones Soda launched its own energy drink, named WhoopAss, followed in a few years by two other entries under the "Energy" sub-brand; all of those are in cans.
Whoopass, Jones' recent foray into the wellness market, was created start to finish in 21 days.
One of the latest additions to our soda arsenal is Whoopass, the ultimate carbonated citric energy drink that "Revitalizes Attitude & Restores Faith in Mankind" from Seattle-based Jones Soda Co.
the Seattle-based maker of cult favorites Jones Soda, Jones Whoopass sports drink and Wazu mineral water, may also enter the radar of the bigger players.
NASDAQ:JSDA) markets and distributes premium beverages under the Jones Soda and WhoopAss Energy Drink brands and sells through its distribution network in markets primarily across North America.
The initial results from our efforts can be witnessed in the performance of our Jones Soda and WhoopAss Energy Drink, which combined, generated sales gains of 13% and 10% in the fourth quarter and full year, respectively.
Sales of our core products, Jones Soda and WhoopAss Energy Drink, in North America increased 7% for the quarter compared to the prior year, which we believe is the result of our strengthened distribution footprint.