But this is not some
wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am experience -- I nearly had to be forcibly removed from the comfortable warm massage table, and don't get me started on the fluffiness of the towels.
He is altogether a much tidier golfer and not just a
wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am bomber and this 310-yard hitter is one who will relish the generous fairways.
Unsurprisingly, as their semi-estrangement advances into socializing with other potential partners, Daryl gets the better end of the deal, attracting intelligent, sexy women played by the likes of Olivia Thirlby, while Zoe gets the
wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am treatment from a jaunty fellow thesp (Pablo Schreiber) seeking to deepen their stage chemistry.
She added: "Sometimes I just want a
wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am.
It's the opposite of the
wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am procreation style of monkeys.
While Bowman didn't seem to mind the plastic pint cups hurled his way, the
wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am nature of the gig left little time for him to do anything other than play dodgem with the pint-throwers.
To be blunt, the real crime of Channel 5's sex movies is that they teach men that
wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am is the way to satisfy women.
Given the
wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am nature of theater producing, Sightlines earns a pat on the hack for devoting an entire season to a single playwright.
Her perfect daddy material is a
wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am kind of guy who'll disappear into thin air, never phone or text, and will want absolutely nothing to do with the kid.
There are a few
wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am men around.
As co-producer of "the worst film ever made in the UK" - an adaptation of his very own Rancid Aluminium - Hawes writes from bitter experience, heaping scorn on the
wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am mentality of filmmakers interested only in sex, drugs and violence both on and off-screen.
When we had sex, it wasn't a
wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am.
