wet (one's) pants

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wet (one's) pants

1. Literally, to urinate while wearing one's clothing. I had to go to the bathroom so bad that I'd nearly wet my pants by the time I made it home. Sarah has just finished potty training, but she still wets her pants from time to time.
2. To laugh hysterically or uncontrollably. (Usually used in the continuous tense.) Raj's new boyfriend is hilarious, he had us wetting our pants through the whole lunch!
3. To be extremely excited or giddy. (Usually used in the continuous tense.) Abigail and I were wetting our pants with excitement waiting for the concert to start!
See also: pant, wet
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Or how the brother and sister in "Here There be Monsters" could get it on at the dinner table while a half-dead brother talks about roller skates and their father wets his pants.
And so we meet Nora, the overbearing mother of Waylon, an eleven-year-old who wets his pants ("four times this week").
It was I who put the nation's anxieties at rest about Lieutenant Mark Phillips, who was feared to be a deaf-mute, when I demonstrated that if you whistle at him, he wets his pants.
Teachers who think dogs should herd children like sheep and Wee Willie should be sniffed out if he wets his pants betray a very strange attitude to youngsters.