wet (one's) pants

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wet (one's) pants

1. Literally, to urinate while wearing one's clothing. I had to go to the bathroom so bad that I'd nearly wet my pants by the time I made it home. Sarah has just finished potty training, but she still wets her pants from time to time.
2. To laugh hysterically or uncontrollably. (Usually used in the continuous tense.) Raj's new boyfriend is hilarious, he had us wetting our pants through the whole lunch!
3. To be extremely excited or giddy. (Usually used in the continuous tense.) Abigail and I were wetting our pants with excitement waiting for the concert to start!
See also: pant, wet
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Or this: "Our wet pants freeze solid in the cold, and we walk clanking like knights in armor, lances over our shoulders, hoods like helmets around our faces.
One day my boys won't want to run around the beach in wet pants without a care in the world, but we'll always have the memories of the times that they did.
She doesn't realize Dad's lying there in his wet pants.
But to everyone's shock on Saturday evening, the youth was found on the floor of the ward with wet pants and a steady breath.
I knew it was going to be interesting when the barman, the exotically named Frank Danks, (also a wedding guest) told me he'd woken up that morning with wet pants.
So you have soaking wet pants and he calls "Action" and you have to do the scene.
Wet Pants (Anonymous) Come with me to a third grade classroom.
In another exchange Khyra's teacher was left speechless when Gordon told her that she sent her daughter to school in wet pants as a punishment for wetting them.
In these circumstances you flew by the seat of your wet pants and hoped everyone, including you, survived the night.
Even though we both limited out, the discomfort of sitting for six hours in cold, wet pants took some of the pleasure out of it for me.
Connor is my partner today, because Connor pisses himself and I'm the only student in Within-Reach who won't yell at him or let him wander around for the rest of the day in wet pants.
BLACK Eyed Peas' Fergie has come to terms with her famous on-stage wet pants incident.
With good luck the shooter will survive with only a wrecked rifle and wet pants.
Well, Pudge goes, he probably fucking walked into the fucking water, got flicking wet with his flicking head all dinged up thought the best flicking thing to do was get the fuck out of his wet pants.
The court noted that the visitor suffered pain and discomfort for a period of time, as well as extreme humiliation when he urinated in his pants in front of others, and inconvenience in having to deal with his wet pants at the facility an d on the way home.