wedding tackle


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wedding tackle

A humorous euphemism for male genitalia. Ouch, that one hit him right in the wedding tackle.
See also: wedding

wedding tackle

a man's genitalia. British vulgar slang
See also: wedding
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When they grabbed your wedding tackle,' he replied.
The rocker could have cried foul at leggy Penny's crafty tickle to his wedding tackle.
He gave every rancid, sycophantic Royal Wedding junkie a verbal boot in the wedding tackle and I for one applaud him.
HIS big brother's getting married next month but Prince Harry was worrying about his own wedding tackle yesterday.
His promise, like his wedding tackle, had gone west.
Try not to worry about the damage to your liver and your wedding tackle.
Even then, I'm not convinced he meant to plant his studs right in Carvalho's wedding tackle.
And a comedy red card came from an exasperated Togo defender (kicking an opponent in his wedding tackle is accepted practice in The Young Ones and The Sweeney, but not a football match).
Anyone who carves wooden wedding tackle in boxes should never be trusted.
But now his wedding tackle is working better than ever - thanks to a special set of exercises and lots of sex with his wife Mikki.
The Wedding Tackle (Cert 15, 94 mins): This British black comedy is like a drunk - laughing uproariously at its own jokes and making less sense as the night wears on.
Sir Mark will point out that his horse has been gelded since its last run, but although the Racing Post shows this in the form guide, how do punters know that it's the first time the creature has raced since having his wedding tackle removed?
For example in cricket, often you will go to great lengths to prove that that last 90mph ball that happened to rearrange your wedding tackle was actually exactly what you needed to get your mind on the game
After all, episode one showed naked blokes performing tricks with their wedding tackle, and the second show offered up a midget bodybuilder and a protection racket for eunuchs.
Even then, I'm not entirely convinced he MEANT to plant his studs right in Carvalho's wedding tackle.