Behind the white stilettos, vajazzles
and well reem nights out, the real, murky goings on in Essex make the "scripted reality" plots look extremely tame.
1970s mums didn't have Botox, fillers, facelifts, Brazilians, nor vajazzles
But among the vajazzles
, Diary Room spats and Love Island bed-hopping, some gloriously human and groundbreaking gems shine through the reality genre rubble - like One Born Every Minute, Channel 4's fly-on-the-wall-style series set on various maternity wards across the UK.
THE Only Way Is Essex is usually associated with fake tan, dazzling white dentistry and, of course, vajazzles
I did at one point find myself harking back to the more innocent times of Grease, before mobile phones, before Twitter, before vajazzles
The MiC crew may not do vajazzles
or wear as much make-up as the TOWIE totty, but they knew what they were letting themselves in for.
Childs's latest venture follows on from her swimwear collection, her range of Hair Vajazzles
and a fashion line.
No more tiny dogs, big cars, vajazzles
and Bobby's weird undergarments.
London, Dec 9 ( ANI ): Hospitals in UK have been hit by a huge rise in women suffering embarrassing injuries caused by vajazzles
Fake tans, fake boobs, fake eyelashes, fake relationships, and vajazzles
are hilarious - on people based nearly 200 miles away.
Amy also arranged Marvin's stag do in Ibiza and organised an Essex-style hen party for Katie, complete with fake tans and vajazzles
followed by a night at Towie's Sugar Hut.
The sales boost is being driven by people aged between 18-24 buying things like vajazzles
, beauty products like false eyelashes and fake tan.
Guests don't need to book their spray tans, mani-pedis and vajazzles
Disclaimer: quite confident there won't be vajazzles
but can't guarantee it.
In the UK, brazilian waxing and vajazzles
have gone up in popularity after it was made famous by TV show 'The Only Way Is Essex.