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shake hands with the unemployed

slang Of a man, to urinate. Primarily heard in Australia. I'll be right back, I have to shake hands with the unemployed.
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During the year, the number of young unemployed persons grew by 1,100 people.
Unemployed jobseekers under 25 years of age numbered 35,200, representing a decrease of 2,900 from June last year.
At the end of the month the registered unemployed in the labor offices were 169 659 people, with the decrease compared to May by 5740.
'More than 1600 veterinary are unemployed in a province where livestock plays a major role in provincial economy, according to current livestock number in Balochistan we need 20000 veterinary doctors.' Jam Kamal said pledged 500 vacancies for unemployed veterinary doctors in next budget.
I urge authorities concerned to save unemployed youth from this mental and financial agony and find a solution to give relief to the unemployed people.
Actual data shows that registered unemployed in Cyprus reached 20,531 persons in April, according to official data.
Mueller, Johannes Spinnewijn, and Giorgio Topa find that the long-term unemployed are actually too optimistic regarding their job-finding prospects and do not adjust their job-finding expectations downward as they remain jobless longer.
The LMI Report also indicated that 825,000 unemployed are college undergraduates or have completed a college degree.
The increase in numbers, however, was driven by more Filipinos wanting to have better-quality jobs than those who are unemployed, PSA data indicated.
The total number of people classified as unemployed, which means they did nothing at all or worked too few hours (under 20 hours a week) to be classified as employed increased from 17.6 million in Q4 2017 to 20.9 million in Q3 2018.
Dr Banuri stated that they had received multiple requests from unemployed PhD holders and had set up the portal: http://www.hec.gov.pk/english/services/PhD-DB/Pages/default.aspx in August for this purpose.
Summary: Amravati (Andhra Pradesh) [India], June 1 (ANI): In an endeavour to facilitate the unemployed youth of the state, Andhra Pradesh government announced to give a monthly allowance of Rs 1,000 each to Unemployed graduate youth.
The unemployment rate of Emirati men increased by 0.6 per cent, from 2 per cent in 2016 to 2.6 per cent in 2017 while that of Emirati women increased by half a percentage point from 4.4 per cent in 2016 to 4.9 per cent in 2017, bringing the total number of unemployed Emiratis residing in Dubai to 2,851."
In 2017, 85,400 people in Latvia were unemployed, which is 8.7 percent of economically active population, according to the results of the Labor Force Survey conducted by the Central Statistical Bureau.
Imagine this: Five of us in my father's family are unemployed though we hold diploma qualification and above.