We don't need to go into detail, but Keith was there to prevent me edificeering whilst under the affluence of incohol
. Climbing buildings was OK sober, but he quite rightly talked me off ledges when I had had a pint or three.
1 Rewrite soberly this 1950s anonymous/inebriated version of a well-known C19th poem: Starkle, starkle little, twink,/Who the hell you are, I think./ I'm not under the affluence of incohol
,/ Like some tinkle peep I are.
Afterwards my pal Sally was under the affluence of incohol
and stumbled up to Clive to ask if she could borrow a tenner to buy her pal a drink - surprisingly, he gave her cash and then she kept the change!
I OVERHEARD one woman telling another: "My husband came back last night under the affluence of incohol
On Boxing Day Jan was telling us with considerable relish how she got a little under the affluence of incohol
one night and fell into a puddle.