trouser snake

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trouser snake

vulgar slang A penis. I came in the room and he was standing there with his trouser snake hanging right out in the open.
See also: snake, trouser

trouser snake

and trouser trout
n. the penis. The doctor was taken aback when young Willard used the term “trouser snake.” Stop scratching your trouser trout in public.
See also: snake, trouser
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