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be touching cloth

semi-vulgar slang To have a very urgent or desperate need to defecate. (Refers jokingly to one's feces protruding into one's underpants.) Boy, it's a good thing we got home when we did—I was touching cloth on the way here!
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Above all, perhaps, is the action of touching cloth and thread as has always been done in women's labor: making cloth by weaving warp threads and cross threads, sewing a blanket, decorating a cushion, making clothes.
There are times in life when fate decrees you man or mouse and before there was even a chance to squeak in protest, my hands were touching pristine white kevlar and my bahookie was touching cloth.
But first up, an entire episode where three students with food poisoning led viewers through every detail of their condition (sample quote: "You have to go out and buy some more bog roll this instant - I'm touching cloth here
However, after touching cloth when that lightning storm interrupted training, he's asked The Green Brigade to leave the fireworks at home.
I think Celticfootballclub have a great chance of winning the title, they are almost touching glory, this is true, but I also get the impression some of the players are also touching cloth.
Mainly because he must have been touching cloth when St Johnstone fought back and Celtic nearly blew it.