touch (oneself)

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touch (oneself)

1. euphemism To masturbate. My mother always used to say you'll go blind if you touch yourself.
2. To touch or fondle one's genitals. Get your hands out of your pants and stop touching yourself!
See also: touch

touch

1. n. a likely target for begging; someone who is asked for a loan. (see also soft touch.) He was just the kind of touch we were looking for, not too bright and not too poor.
2. n. a request for money (from a beggar); a request for a loan. I ignored the touch and walked on by.
3. tv. to ask someone for a loan. He touched me for a hundred bucks.
4. n. a small portion of something to eat or drink. (Folksy.) I’ll have just a touch. I’m on a diet, you know.
5. tv. to deal with or handle someone or something. (Usually in the negative.) Mr. Wilson is a real pain, and I wouldn’t touch his account. Find somebody else to handle it.

touch

base/bases Informal
To renew a line of communication: "He went out of his way to touch base with a broad cross section of ... residents" (George B. Merry).
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It provides contact details for pension schemes run by employers, as well as for private schemes organised by pension providers, so you can then get in touch yourself to find out the amount of savings you may have.
"The air hostess felt abused and disgusted after seeing you touch yourself in such a sexually explicit way.
Touch yourself, touch her, be free about your size (whatever it is), your scent, your taste and your desire.
"Station is not responsible for the non- existence of the owner of the car" is a firm favourite, although not far behind is "Don't touch yourself, ask the staff".
He also demanded a 16-year-old girl to 'touch yourself and show me'.
The songs "Touch Yourself" and "One Day You'll Have My Heart" were eaten up by the crowd.
Not only don't touch yourself as a child, but have no physical closeness with anyone for your entire life.
If your captain has to defend you off the pitch then it gives the impression that you are a bit of a soft touch yourself.
When a stream of your indulgent reveries is nixed by an unpleasant, ghastly image, you let out a high C and touch yourself immodestly.
Then try to touch yourself with both digits anywhere in the upper torso where either your thumb or forefinger representing a bullet wound, would not reach or touch a vital organ, artery or bone.
Did we hear the words, "Don't touch yourself there" when we were kids?
In dialogue that foreshadows the excess to come he tells Nina to "Go home and touch yourself. Live a little."
Relax on your bed or in the bath and start to touch yourself. Add a little sexual daydreaming and you should be away.
Maximum satisfaction is realized in how much you choose to touch yourself versus your keyboard.