The A to Z includes such delights as eppy (fit of temper), biggins (sweat stain), no chip shop stranger (obese),
tonsil hockey (kissing), and wingnut (someone with protruding ears).
Instead of ripping lumps out of each other, as they have been recently, the warring pair end up playing
tonsil hockey and rolling around on her desk.
BEAUTY Minnie Driver may be engaged to actor Josh Brolin - but that didn't stop her playing
tonsil hockey with another man.
Although they stopped just short of
tonsil hockey, it appears the Prince and blonde Tess Shepherd did enjoy a good old-fashioned snog.
However, rather than matters remaining platonic, the duo end up playing
tonsil hockey - and more besides.
From Bobby DeNiro in Taxi Driver to the more modern delights of Madge and Britney playing
tonsil hockey, it's the last word in student interior design chic.
The
tonsil hockey is designed to send the BBC's ratings soaring by appealing to the base instincts of blokes and it's left me fuming.
Just one complaint - do we have to see the gorgeous Cormac playing
tonsil hockey with the decidedly un-gorgeous Ruth?
The current source of TV intrigue, of course, is Big Brother - and this year's housemates have played plenty of
tonsil hockey.
And
tonsil hockey is now an official alternative to endearment.
You wouldn't go to Finnegan's Wake for a quiet pint, but if you were looking to let your hair down, and were of an age that you still fancied a game of
tonsil hockey with strangers, it is a pretty good bet.
