The A to Z includes such delights as eppy (fit of temper), biggins (sweat stain), no chip shop stranger (obese), tonsil hockey
(kissing), and wingnut (someone with protruding ears).
Instead of ripping lumps out of each other, as they have been recently, the warring pair end up playing tonsil hockey
and rolling around on her desk.
BEAUTY Minnie Driver may be engaged to actor Josh Brolin - but that didn't stop her playing tonsil hockey
with another man.
Although they stopped just short of tonsil hockey
, it appears the Prince and blonde Tess Shepherd did enjoy a good old-fashioned snog.
However, rather than matters remaining platonic, the duo end up playing tonsil hockey
- and more besides.
From Bobby DeNiro in Taxi Driver to the more modern delights of Madge and Britney playing tonsil hockey
, it's the last word in student interior design chic.
The tonsil hockey
is designed to send the BBC's ratings soaring by appealing to the base instincts of blokes and it's left me fuming.
Just one complaint - do we have to see the gorgeous Cormac playing tonsil hockey
with the decidedly un-gorgeous Ruth?
The current source of TV intrigue, of course, is Big Brother - and this year's housemates have played plenty of tonsil hockey
And tonsil hockey
is now an official alternative to endearment.
You wouldn't go to Finnegan's Wake for a quiet pint, but if you were looking to let your hair down, and were of an age that you still fancied a game of tonsil hockey
with strangers, it is a pretty good bet.