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If frogs had wheels, they wouldn't bump their butts,

 and If a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass.
Rur. It is useless to wish for impossible things. (Use caution with ass.) Tom: If I had two hundred thousand dollars, I could buy that farm. Jane: Yeah, and if frogs had wheels, they wouldn't bump their butts. Charlie: If I were rich and famous, I'd make people listen to me. Bill: If a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass.
See also: bump, butt, frog, if

toady (up) to someone

to fawn over someone; to try to flatter and impress someone. Carl is always toadying up to people. He has never toadied to me!
See also: toady
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In the end, Gannon is being (rightly) vilified for using undeserved White House press credentials to lob softballs at the troubled administration like an unctuous toady. How ironic, then, that The Advocate gave him carte blanche to defend his actions ("What was done to me is wrong") without asking a single critical or hard-hitting question.
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He continues to act (his most notable past roles include "Toady" in George Lucas's American Graffiti [1973] and the ill-fated accountant Oscar Wallace in Brian De Palma's The Untouchables [1987]), but it's Smith's directing career that has brought him the greatest success.
and Joan Woodbury anchor the repertoire, along with commissioned works From Alwin Nikolais, Murray Louis, Toady Beal, Ann Carlson, Alison Chase and Moses Pendleton, Steven Koester, Laura Dean, Doug Varone, Della Davidson, Joe Goode, Phyllis Lamhut, Douglas Nielsen, Shapiro & Smith, Pascal Rioult, Sean Curran, and Daniel Ezralow, among others.
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Alan Carter (Journal, October 16) may not be prepared to believe it, coming from someone he generously describes as a "hapless political toady", but the fact is that the PS45m investment cannot be used for dayto-day purposes but only for capital expenditure.
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Uma Bharti toady announced some important measures to prevent recurrence of Kedarnath type tragedy which occurred a year ago.
Bad enough that the Sky Blues manager took a bottle of whisky down for Arsene - toady with a toddy, as it's been described - before the ungrateful Gunners whipped us 4-0 in the Cup.
An angry Mr Pembleton accuses me of being "a Government toady".