titless wonder

vulgar slang An offensive, disparaging term for a woman who has very small breasts. My last boyfriend was a real jerk. He broke up with me because he said he wanted to date a "real" woman and not a titless wonder like me.

titless wonder

1. n. an oafish or awkward person. (Usually objectionable.) That stupid jerk is the classic titless wonder. What a twit!

2. n. an unsatisfactory thing or situation. I’ve got to take this titless wonder into the shop for an oil change.

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He denied indecently assaulting Ms Ward and giving the then-schoolgirl the nickname "titless wonder".

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The mother's nickname is "Titless Wonder," the grandfather's "Big Papa" and a cousin is referred to as "BB" -- shorthand for "Blue Balls." Like the diminutive "Li'l Bit," these names convey a sexual hegemony that predefines roles and interactions.

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A late bloomer, she's called "the Titless Wonder," or simply "It," by the other kids.

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Docu dynamo Gaylene Preston's films cover a range of topics and genres, challenging long-held attitudes, and exploring topics from breast cancer (Titless Wonder) to women and independence (Mr Wrong), to women and war.