the dog ate my homework

the dog ate my homework

A hackneyed explanation for why one does not have their homework. A: "I can't tell my teacher that the dog ate my homework!" B: "Come on, a bad excuse is better than none."
See also: ate, dog, homework

(The) dog ate my homework

A poor excuse for something that someone has failed to do on time. (From an excuse a student might give for failing to turn in homework on time. Occurs in many variations.) The dog ate my homework, so I have nothing to turn in. (Used as an attributive.) Bob was late with his report and had nothing but his typical dog-ate-my-homework excuses.
See also: ate, dog, homework

dog ate my homework, the

A ridiculous and obviously prevaricating excuse for failing to meet an obligation. It dates from the late 1900s and is so well known that a Boston Globe headline for a book review of The Shallows: What the Internet Is Doing to Our Brains by Nicholas Carr played on it, “The Internet Ate My Brain” (June 6, 2010). A Washington Examiner column by Timothy P. Carney about a bill provision allowing the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to accept late applications for patent extensions called it “The Dog Ate My Homework Act” (March 20, 2010).
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Only David Davis with his 'the dog ate my homework' approach to preparation and Dominic Raab, with his sudden realisation that Dover was a major ferry port, could begin to match the incompetence of "Failing Grayling".
(Sorry kids: 'The dog ate my homework,' just won't work in the fierce world of magazine publication).
And also there was Darby from CBBC's The Dog Ate My Homework who popped in.
To cite that as an excuse for United's drudgery would be about as credible as the dog ate my homework.
He went on to present CBBC's The Dog Ate My Homework before becoming the narrator for ITV2's Love Island in 2015 and in 2016 he was the presenter of CelebAbility which is returning to our screens.
Government officers frequently fail to attend judicial summons or do not deliver reports that have been requested, claiming all sorts of implausible reasons which have not yet reached the point of 'the dog ate my homework' but conceivably could.
Hmm, that's a bit up there with "the dog ate my homework" for excuses.
The English authorities often grant the odd hour here or there for "the dog ate my homework" excuses, but by and large if players are not signed by tomorrow, they are not coming unless they are the sort of out-ofcontract waifs and strays with which David Moyes did his bit to revive the spirit of Friends Reunited.
UP there with "the dog ate my homework" is the latest excuse on why Leicester City's players failed Claudio Ranieri.
"I said 'I can't read it, it blew away' and it was like the old 'the dog ate my homework' excuse!" Abbey Clancy " Luckily, Abbey had a ghostwriter - Liverpool jounalist and novelist Debbie Johnson - so it was saved and this week it finally hits the shelves.
They rummaged deep into this week's favourite dictionary, flicked past "the dog ate my homework" and came up with "to hand deliver the package at that time would have cost more in wasted time and disruption than paying for its postage".
T He went on to finish second in last year's final at just 14 years old, and he's since worked with the likes of Jason Manford and Vic Reeves, and on CBBC shows including The Dog Ate My Homework and 4 O'Clock Club.
It appears everyone's friend, the Internal Revenue Service, introduced the digital equivalent of "The dog ate my homework" when it claimed six computer hard drives "crashed" at roughly the same time after a Republican senator expressed interest in the details behind IRS delays in considering not-for-profit status for conservative-leaning groups in the run-up to the 2012 general election.