dick size war

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dick size war

vulgar slang A petty competition or argument consisting of boasts about the size, speed, sophistication, etc., of one's computer hardware or software. Used primarily in reference to Internet forums, message boards, social media, etc. You all have big hard drives, OK? Now can we please stop this ridiculous dick size war? Whenever anyone asks for advice on which graphics card to buy, the chat immediately devolves into a dick size war.
See also: dick, size, war
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