Being lenient with the truth over dates of employment tops the list of things candidates
tell porkies over - almost a third.
COLIN BELL'S transfer into the big time came about because Malcolm Allison used to
tell porkies about the skinny kid's ability.
"We can't say definitely but Bob always claimed he did draw for us, and why would he
tell porkies about something so easily disproved?" Monkhouse, who was also an actor and game show host, died aged 75 in 2003 after a battle with prostate cancer.
Doctors wouldn't
tell porkies or exaggerate anything that serious, would they?
But how sad that ageism is so rife in our society that women barely out of their 20s now feel the need to
tell porkies about their birthdays.
ALMOST five years ago, I published a website article entitled "Does the British Wind Energy Association
tell porkies?"
Two, free prescriptions (long pause followed by) OK, so I'm 248 achievements light but we all
tell porkies sometimes.'
Apparently a lot of churchwardens and vicars
tell porkies about their churches being locked.
Perhaps desperation drove the PM to
tell porkies. He'd handed his notice in to the Queen and polls suggest the country might not re-employ him.
I should have put it in a Post Office savings scheme - they don't
tell porkies.
We asked you if it was OK for Sean Adams to lie, and when would you
tell porkies?
Half of drivers polled by an insurance Setanta blamed the recession for forcing them to
tell porkies in a bid to save money.
Scientists have found that more blood is pumped into our nasal tissues when we
tell porkies, causing them to swell.
Annie, 53, of Shettleston, Glasgow, was even made to swear on the Countdown dictionary that she would never
tell porkies again.
ANYONE who's planning to
tell porkies about what they really got up to after the office Christmas party, should take note tonight of Ruby's cunning plan for convincing her dad she's at home watching TV when in fact she's out losing her virginity to Juley Smith.
