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take a squirt

vulgar slang To urinate. Could you pull over? I need to take a squirt.
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the squirts

vulgar slang Diarrhea. Never drink tap water in this country, unless you want to end up with a savage case of the squirts.
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take a leak

vulgar slang To urinate. Could you pull over? I need to take a leak.
See also: leak, take

squirt at (someone or something)

1. Of a liquid, to eject, flow, or issue forth in the direction of someone or something in one or more forceful spurts. I can feel water squirting at us, but I can't see where it's coming from! She pierced the steamed pudding with a fork, and hot molten chocolate squirted right at her face.
2. To eject or issue forth (some liquid) in the direction of someone or something in one or more forceful spurts. A noun or pronoun can be used between "squirt" and "at" to specify what is being squirted. The toy has a motion detector, and it squirts at you when you walk by. Some vandal squirted paint thinner at the famous painting, totally ruining it.
3. To cause some contraption or implement to eject or issue forth some liquid in the direction of someone or something in one or more forceful spurts. In this usage, a noun or pronoun is used between "squirt" and "at." Mom told me to stop squirting my water gun at people in the courtyard below us. The doctor squirted the eye-dropper at my eyes.
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squirt from (something)

1. To eject, flow, or issue forth from some source in one or more forceful spurts. Crude oil began squirting from the spot where my pickaxe had struck the earth. Molten chocolate squirted from the chocolate fondant.
2. To eject or issue forth (some liquid) from some source in one or more forceful spurts. In this usage, a noun or pronoun is used between "squirt" and "from" to specify what is being squirted. The bullet-wound victim began squirting blood from his neck. The clown squirted water from the fake flower on her lapel.
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squirt out

1. To eject, flow, or issue forth (from some source) in one or more forceful spurts. The doctor pulled back the bandage and blood started squirting out. Water squirted out of the small puncture in the pipe.
2. To cause or force some liquid to eject, flow, or issue forth (from some source) in one or more forceful spurts. In this usage, a noun or pronoun can be used between "squirt" and "out." He took out the bottle from the fridge and squirted out some ketchup onto his burger. You can fill the water gun in the kitchen sink, but don't squirt any out in the house or I'll take it away!
See also: out, squirt

squirt out of (something)

1. To eject, flow, or issue forth from some source in one or more forceful spurts. The doctor pulled back the bandage and blood started squirting out of the victim's neck. Water squirted out of the small puncture in the pipe.
2. To cause some liquid to eject or issue forth out of some source in one or more forceful spurts. In this usage, a noun or pronoun is used between "squirt" and "out of" to specify what is being squirted. The bullet-wound victim began squirting blood out of his neck. He squirted some water out of the plastic bottle to cool down the overheating motor.
See also: of, out, squirt

squirt from something

[for a liquid] to be ejected in a spurt from something. The water squirted from the hose. Juice squirted from the orange when I squeezed it.
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squirt out(of someone or something)

[for something, especially a liquid] to gush or spurt forth from someone or something. In the horror movie, black stuff squirted out of this guy whenever he got angry. A lot of blood squirted out of the gash and I closed my eyes.
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squirt something at someone or something

 
1. to direct a narrow stream of liquid onto someone or something. They squirted the water at the cat and it ran away. Who is squirting catsup at people?
2. to direct a device for squirting liquid at someone or something. Tom squirted the hose at the cat. Who is squirting the firehose at the front of the house?
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squirt something out of something

 and squirt something out
to cause something to spurt out of something. He squirted a bit of the vaccine out of the syringe, making sure the needle was not clogged. He squirted out a bit of the vaccine.
See also: of, out, squirt

take a leak

Inf. to urinate. (Crude. Use caution with the topic. Usually in reference to a male.) I gotta go take a leak. Back in a minute. He just went out to take a leak.
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take a leak

Urinate, as in Excuse me, I've got to take a leak. [ Vulgar slang; c. 1930]
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take a leak

INFORMAL, RUDE
When a man takes a leak, he urinates. I've got to take a leak, keep your eye on my drink, will you?
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take a ˈleak

(slang) pass urine (= waste liquid) from the body: I’m just going to take a leak before we leave.
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squirt

1. n. a small person; a young child, especially a young boy. (Also a term of address.) Hey, squirt, come over here.
2. n. beer or champagne. How about a nice bubbly glass of squirt?

the squirts

n. a case of diarrhea. He’s got the squirts and can’t go out.
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take a leak

and take a piss and take a squirt
tv. to urinate. (Crude. Often objectionable. Usually in reference to a male. Leak is the mildest and piss is the strongest.) I gotta go take a leak. Back in a minute. We stopped at a rest area so old Harry could take a piss.
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take a squirt

verb
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take a leak

Vulgar Slang
To urinate.
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A Northumbria Police spokeswoman said: "One of the men threatened the occupant with what is believed to be a knife and another squirted an unknown liquid at her.
She reportedly squirted milk straight from her breast into the face of the officer supervising her.
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When he asked to see a proof of age, the woman went up to the shopkeeper and squirted him in the eyes, causing burning and stinging and blurred vision.
Prosecutor John O'Higgins told the jury Christopher's mum administered the drug by "pouring or squirting it into hisCritchlow told jurors: "The key issue is whether the defendant squirted the Oramorph into her son's mouth.
At that point he pulled out some ammonia he apparently used to help take crack and squirted Mr Charlton in the face.
POLICE are appealing for information after a teenager had a unknown liquid squirted in his face before being robbed.
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A CASHIER was beaten around the head and back with a pool cue while harmful liquid was squirted into his eyes by robbers.
Mr James White had solvent squirted in his eye from a detergent bottle, Nottingham Crown Court heard.
Wayne Ingold, 56, was squirted with acid from a sports bottle after opening a communal door and finding two men at his block of flats.
LOWLIFES lured police to their door with silent 999 calls then squirted an officer with bleach.
Police said the orange Ford Transit van was being driven from Blackburn to Coleshill and was nearing its destination when a man approached the driver and squirted a "toxic substance" through an open window, incapacitating the driver.
A SOCCER yob who squirted liquid in a police officer's face has been banned from a stadium.
The other cars I squirted were stopped too and in a queue of traffic.