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spank the monkey

slang Of men, to masturbate. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, his crush walked in on him spanking the monkey. How horrifying is that?"
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(brand) spanking new

very new; just purchased and never before used. My car is spanking new. Look at that brand spanking new car!
See also: new, spanking

(brand) spanking new

mod. completely new; brand new. Look at that brand spanking new car!
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spanking new

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Just last Friday night, at great risk to my own sanity, I infiltrated Coversion at the spankingly new Colosseum.
Ministers and bureaucrats may find their new seats spankingly new, but not nearly so comfortable as the ones they left behind in Bonn.
I amagainst freezing fish unless I know where and when the fish was caught - and it has to be spankingly fresh.
The transformation of the old, dirty and redundant into the spankingly cool and new has been the recent story of the inner cities.
But do not fear, the finest presents in the world can be purchased from a spankingly fantastic new art gallery in Cardiff.
Just as well, then, that MYV have provided this spankingly good site, a complete guide to the Osbournes' world.
The brandest, most spankingly newest of the lot, this chic joint only opened a couple of weeks ago and already looks well on course to offer its promised 'quality without exclusivity'.