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spank the monkey

slang Of male, to masturbate. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, his crush walked in on him spanking the monkey. How horrifying is that?"
See also: monkey, spank

brand spanking new

A more emphatic way to say "new." Nope, I have a brand spanking new phone now, so I shouldn't be dropping calls anymore.
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(brand) spanking new

Totally new; never before used. This computer is brand spanking new, so I just don't understand how it can have such terrible performance issues. The company just completed construction on their spanking new headquarters in Virginia.
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(brand) spanking new

very new; just purchased and never before used. My car is spanking new. Look at that brand spanking new car!
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(brand) spanking new

mod. completely new; brand new. Look at that brand spanking new car!
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spanking new

verb
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spanking new

Brand-new, completely novel. This phrase uses spanking in the sense of “very” or “exceedingly,” a usage dating from the late 1800s. Its origin is unknown, for it has nothing to do with the act of beating or slapping. F. Scott Fitzgerald used it in The Great Gatsby (1925), “The house . . . was a colossal affair . . . spanking new under a thin beard of raw ivy.”
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Simply stated, spanking is hitting, either with a hand or with an instrument, with the intention of causing physical pain, typically as a form of discipline.
The study, which uses a statistical technique to approximate random assignment, indicated that this increase in behaviour problems cannot be attributed to various characteristics of the child, the parents, or the home environment - rather, it seems to be the specific result of spanking.
Results have indicated that caregivers who viewed the Play Nicely program planned to do less spanking and reported that the program helped them know how to manage early childhood aggression.
Study co-author and University of Michigan professor Andrew Grogan-Kaylor further explained their findings: 'The upshot of the study is that spanking increases the likelihood of a wide variety of undesired outcomes for children.
It is my understanding that Paula is accusing me of 'excessive spanking.
A history of spanking from parents was associated with adult antisocial behavior, adult mental health problems, and adult support for physical punishment.
argued that spanking is "common sense'' discipline that helps children grow up to be respectful adults.
The American Academy of Pediatrics recommends that parents be "assisted in the development of methods other than spanking for managing undesired behavior" and that means you
Prosecutor Gareth Roberts said that the degradation caused by the spanking was an aggravating feature.
Though Canada ratified the Convention in 1991, spanking remains legal and widely practised.
It also is time for the United States to begin making the advantages of not spanking a public health and child welfare focus, and eventually enact federal no-spanking legislation," he says.
The primordial violence; spanking children, psychological development, violence, and crime.
This secondary analysis of data from a longitudinal cohort of 1,933 families across the United States could not establish whether spanking exerts a direct effect on cognitive and emotional development "through stress, trauma, or other physiologic or neural processes, or whether spanking is simply an indirect proxy for other unmeasured parenting practices that negatively affect cognitive development.
The study, led by Canadian researchers, is the first to examine the link between psychological problems and spanking, while excluding more severe physical or sexual abuse in order to better gauge the effect of corporal punishment alone.
True Spanking Stories: Volume II" is a collection of erotic short stories that have been compiled by Sasha Cave as she compiles various stories, with a claim of authenticity in nature about discipline during this enticing act that brings a bit of joy to all of those involved.