sold cober

sold cober

A humorous misstatement of the expression "cold sober" intended to sound like it was pronounced by a drunk person. The phrase is often used to imply that someone is not sober. Hey, I'm sold cober. I could totally drive us home—I just don't feel like it right now! What do you mean I was out of line? Why, I was sold cober and acted like a perfect gentleman!
See also: sold

sold cober

(ˈsold ˈkobɚ)
mod. sober. (A deliberate spoonerism on cold sober. Similar to jober as a sudge.) What do you mean drunk? Why, I’m sold cober.
See also: sold