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smeg

slang A shortening of "smegma," a sebaceous secretion around the clitoris and labia or under the foreskin that can accumulate into a thick, foul-smelling, cheese-like substance. I was circumcised, so I didn't even know that smeg was a thing until I was well into my 20s. It's important to wash thoroughly down there. There's nothing worse than realizing you've got a case of the smeg!

smeg

1. n. smegma. Smeg sounds completely disgusting.
2. n. a nasty thing, substance, or person. (Also a term of address.) Get out of here, you smeg.
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Smeg, which brands itself as "technology with style", is known for its Italianinspired cooking appliances ranging from toasters and kettles to ovens and refrigerators.
Caption: 2 Smeg's retro blenders and juicers come in pastels as well as more traditional red, black and cream.
Leading the Smeg collection is its '50's Retro Style' refrigerator line that fuses aesthetics with technology whilst displaying recognisable cues of the style scene from 1950's.
Selling everything from dishwashers, to cooktops, to refrigerators, Smeg was founded by Vittorio Bertazzoni of Guastalla, a small town in northern Italy.
But to fund the trip he is now flogging his beloved Smeg on Ebay.
To see Smeg's large collection of appliances, including built-in and freestanding cookers, dishwashers, fridges, sinks and taps, visit the Smeg stand 1N60 at the Ideal Home Show from March 15 to April 1 at London's Earls Court.
The EU Court of Auditors (ECA) singled out some weaknesses in the design and planning of the SME Guarantee Facility (SMEG) in a special report published on 8 June.
In a departure from the norm, Better Life Appliances and Accessories unveiled an exclusive collection of Smeg appliances in the UAE at the exclusive Mojo Art Gallery.
Overlooking the perfectly manicured lawn, the townhouses form part of the east and west wings of the villa and include open-plan living areas and splitlevel kitchen/dining rooms complete with modern bespoke German-designed kitchens, Smeg appliances, underfloor heating and French doors leading to beautiful private gardens.
15, 2010 (CENS) -- Loans extended by domestic banks to small- and medium-sized enterprises (SME) hit a record high of NT$68.2 billion (about US$2.07 billion) in December 2009, according to SME Credit Guarantee Fund of Taiwan (Taiwan SMEG).
2003 was a big year for Shanghai, and in particular the city's media conglom, the Shanghai Media and Entertainment Group (Smeg).
Small and Medium Enterprise Credit Guarantee Fund of Taiwan (Taiwan SMEG) will provide credit guarantees to eligible loan applicants in order to obtain finance from E.
Internal doors lead onto a large breakfast kitchen, comprising a range of wall and base units with natural solid beech door fronts and work surfaces, incorporating an electric Smeg four-ring hob with a stainless steel extractor canopy over the top.
This Smeg product comes in a pale pink hue complete with modern stainless steel accents.
Siemens, Gaggenau, SMEG, Zanussi, Wolf Power and Terim will be among the key multinational brands available, featuring an extensive choice of products from their range.