DARREN STRONG will be out to prove he is no sleeping policeman
as Buckie Thistle try to stir their season.
From Wrexham, the Sandstone Brewery's Sleeping Policeman
ale will be on offer, while from the Facer's Brewery in Flint comes Dave's Hoppy Beer.
Under 12 Division 3 Ossett Albion 2 Hepworth Utd B 2 THE pitch might have been shaped like a sleeping policeman
, but there was nothing lethargic about this game.
"Instead of a continuous 'sleeping policeman
' there are three steep speed humps.
A sleeping policeman
and PC Nod caught having 40 winks
There is the angled cushion which is stouter than the average sleeping policeman
. They slump across the road at an angle, forcing drivers to swerve as well as risking the exhaust pipe on the bump itself.
But this time the sleeping policeman
woke up and entertainingly arranged for the culprit to get his legs broken.
If you went over a sleeping policeman
, you ended up in the back.
Nigel was also in a hurry to get home from work - in Blackpool - when he drove too fast over sleeping policeman
But what should Rosie do if she comes across a sleeping policeman
? Why, wake him up of course.
She agreed at that time that the traffic using Mynachdy Road and Llantarnam Road as a cut-through to Western Avenue was a danger and that we needed a sleeping policeman
, also the potholes should be dealt with as soon as possible.
According to research by online car-buying guide NEWCARNET.co.uk, 87 per cent of drivers said they would gladly see all versions of the 'sleeping policeman
' put to sleep permanently.
But the saga of the sleeping policeman
has taken a further twist.