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scrump

1. old-fashioned To pilfer or steal (something) from an orchard, typically apples. Primarily heard in UK. I told you—if I caught you scrumping apples from Master Bishop's orchards again, I would have the bailiff take you away! I was so poor at one point that I only survived by scrumping apples as I traveled the countryside.
2. slang To have sex (with someone or each other). He garnered a bit of a reputation for himself with the way he's been scrumping all over town. There are rumors floating around that the boss is scrumping her new secretary.

scrump

(skrəmp)
tv. & in. to copulate [with] someone. (Usually objectionable.) The movie showed a scene of some woman scrumping her lover.
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It couldnOt have tasted more apple-y if IOd scrumped the fruit direct from the tree myself.
Fat Bob, Soapy, Wee Eck and Wullie were Scotland's usual suspects when apples were scrumped and greenhouse windows broken.
In the best traditions of English improvisation, they scrumped apples from suburban gardens where windfalls would otherwise rot on the ground, and produced a `cyder nouveau' that scooped prizes in its wake.
We scrumped apples, found hens' nests that had laid away from Dockers Farm and we skated on thick ice in the spinney (winters were good back then).
He was born and bred there, fished in the river and scrumped apples and collected birds' eggs and went to school there.
Growing up in Castle Street, opposite Raglan's Beaufort Hotel, Dai played in the orchard and scrumped apples - in the services, Dai's stealth mission was much more serious than that.
We have the lowest GDP and the worst health of the UK nations and our gas and oil reserves under the seas off our coast are about to be scrumped.
I could sit and listen to the more mature generation and clubland raconteurs all day, for the wisdom they impart, the values they still hold dear and - let's not get too serious here - their spanking good yarns about a scrumped apple here and a snatched kiss there.