isn't between humans, I should add, but consenting puppets.
is out of the question, Holloway grabs at the next best crude option.
Sex sheds calories too: an extended session of rumpy-pumpy
with my beloved waves goodbye to 3.7 calories per minute," the Independent's journalist found.
Of course, half the reason why this portrayal of the life and times of the kissing king has become such a hit is because of all the royal rumpy-pumpy
Delivering her medication, the Doc bursts in to find Joan - wait for it - having a bit of rumpy-pumpy
, on the kitchen table with her toy boy painter and decorator.
I know the thought of the carrot-top copper involved in rumpy-pumpy
is a bit hard to believe, but the fruit of his loins was revealed on Channel Five this week.
"This isn't rumpy-pumpy
that you might have found in the 1970s.
, either, though pump and rump had many nuances, including "buttocks." But hump is already there, denoted by Grose as old-fashioned, before its American renaissance.
In comes sultry Kate O'Mara, playing a man-hungry, cigar-smoking, magistrate (you couldn't begin to make this up, could you?) for five guest appearances, and having as much rumpy-pumpy
as only an extremely well-preserved lady of a certain age could wish for.
Meanwhile the children are using up the stored time, fooling, and prancing over ropes, and being interpreters, since the sailors can say no more than rumpy-pumpy
, fooky-fooky, and shufty kush.
Instead, he interprets what 'major poets' - 'more satisfying to work with than minor ones' (7) - had to say about desire, devotion, and rumpy-pumpy
from about 1580 to 1660 and how their changing beliefs influenced those of subsequent generations.
God doing the rumpy-pumpy
in public have outflanked Gilbert & George's peckers.
When Eva returns from France early, she almost walks in on Aidan and Maria having rumpy-pumpy
. Luckily he manages to distract Eva, but his affair is about to be blown wide open in a shocking reveal.
However, it's now known a large number resisted his advances by a whisker during the rumpy-pumpy
rampage in June.
The show, which was trumpeted as an "honest and open look at sex within a loving relationship", promised to illustrate its point by having real-life couples having real-life rumpy-pumpy
right there in the studio.