road pizza


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road pizza

1. slang The (usually flattened) remains of dead animal in the road after having been struck and killed by a motor vehicle; roadkill. There were more road pizzas than we could count along that stretch of the highway.
2. slang The victim of a car accident whose body is badly mutilated. Be sure to wear your seatbelt. You don't want to end up as a road pizza, do you?
See also: pizza, road

road pizza

n. a dead animal on the road. A bunch of crows were feasting on road pizza when we drove by.
See also: pizza, road
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