According to the Independent, the real quip about
Murray's joke was far less obvious as the Wimbledon champion has really just opened a 15-bedroom Victorian building Cromlix, three miles from his hometown Dunblane in Scotland.
I once heard one comedian quip about
'the smell of the socks of a little boy suffering from glandular fever'.
His quip about
Kylie, saying she was "all right, a bit of work there and she will be OK" was met with silence.
The quip about
Aled Jones, a fine young man, must pale into insignificance compared with the blasphemous insults which offended the living Lord Jesus Christ by the Jerry Springer Opera.