puppet

sock puppet

A social media account in which one misrepresents their identity, usually to appear as another person who agrees with the views or comments expressed through their main account. The name refers to a type of hand puppet, in which a sock is fitted over the hand. After some time, it was discovered that the CEO had several sock puppet Twitter accounts, which he used to rave about his business and drive customers to his site. It didn't take long until sock puppets overran the thread with controversial posts that were all very similar to each other in tone and style. I'm skeptical of these 200 glowing reviews—I bet they're all by sock puppets.

See also: puppet, sock

meat puppet

1. Some useless, irrelevant, or inconsequential person. Who the hell do you think you are to criticize me? You've never done anything meaningful in you're life—you're just a damn meat puppet! I hate commuting on the train to work with all the other meat puppets in this city.

2. vulgar slang A penis. My last roommate used to walk around in the nude, with his meat puppet hanging out and everything!

See also: meat, puppet

fuck puppet

vulgar slang Someone with whom one has casual sexual interactions without the commitment of a formal relationship. After two long, ultimately painful relationships, I'm just looking to find a fuck puppet these days. John says he and Susan are just fuck puppets, but I think he's falling for her.

See also: fuck, puppet

fuck buddy

and fuck puppet

n. a sexual partner with whom one has no romantic or nonsexual interests. (Usually objectionable.) Bob an Barb are just fuck buddies. They really don’t care a thing about each other. She showed up about midnight with her cheap fuck puppet in tow.

See also: buddy, fuck

fuck puppet

verb

See fuck buddy

See also: fuck, puppet

meat puppet

1. n. the penis. Stop scratching your meat puppet!

2. n. a TV announcer; a talking head on television. These documentaries are just one meat puppet after another.

See also: meat, puppet