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beat the dummy

vulgar slang To masturbate. A term only applied to men. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, his crush walked in on him beating the dummy. How horrifying is that?"
See also: beat, dummy

pull (one's) pud

vulgar slang To masturbate. Only applied to males. "Pud" is a slang term for a penis. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, Samantha walked in on him pulling his pud. How horrifying is that?"
See also: pud, pull

pound (one's) pud

vulgar slang To masturbate. Only applied to males. "Pud" is a slang term for a penis. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, Samantha walked in on him pounding his pud. How horrifying is that?"
See also: pound, pud

pud

vulgar slang A penis. My last roommate used to walk around in the nude, with his pud hanging out and everything! I wish you'd stop scratching your pud through your jeans like that.

beat the dummy

and beat the meat and beat one’s meat and beat the pup and choke the chicken and pound one’s meat and pull one’s pud and pull one’s wire and whip one’s wire and whip the dummy and yank one’s strap
tv. to masturbate. (Usually objectionable.) Are you going to sit around all day pulling your pud? We heard him in there “choking the chicken,” as the street crowd says.
See also: beat, dummy

pull one’s pud

verb
See also: pud, pull

pud

n. the penis. Stop scratching your pud in public!
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But the PUD process to ensure that compatibility takes up to seven months to get through City Hall, much longer than it takes to simply secure a building permit for an outright allowed use.
Kyle Gazay, Diamond Foundry production president, and West Mathison, Stemilt Growers president, joined Chelan PUD General Manager Steve Wright to mark the collaboration, planning and sustainable hydropower that enticed the diamond manufacturer to expand operations to the Wenatchee Valley.
Samtang naghulat ko nga hingpit ma-abli ang akong kompyuter nagkalingaw pud ko og higop sa nangalisngaw pa sa kainit nga kape.
Atol pud ni sa kasal sa akong manghud nga si Archie.
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Jackson Hydroelectric Project, the PUD was tasked with warming the river below the dam to better reflect the rivers seasonal temperature differences.
Whatever your budget, you can find an option, whether it's just a main meal and pud or whether you want three courses, fizz and chocs.
The largest participants include: Douglas County public utility district (PUD), Grays Harbor County PUD (A/Negative), Franklin County PUD, Grant County PUD (AA/Stable), and Okanogan PUD.