praise the porcelain god

praise the porcelain god

To vomit into a toilet, especially profusely or extensively. Doing so often requires one to kneel in front of or bend over the toilet (the "porcelain god"), a position that is likened to kneeling before a sacred idol. If Tommy doesn't stop drinking, he'll be praising the porcelain god all night. The chemotherapy has had me praying to the porcelain god throughout the day.
See also: god, porcelain, praise