Dance teacher Magali Penoel, aged 26, promises to trim down the porkiest
stomachs, achieve ramrod straight backs, and turn her students into sex gods with her undulations.
ugliest man would be much more appropriate.
Women here are among the porkiest
in Britain and have the shortest life expectancy in the country.
PODGY pregnant mums in Scotland who "eat for two" are now the third porkiest
in the world, experts say.
The Omnibus was the porkiest
bill ever," Schatz continued.
Affluent London has the thinnest people in the country but my old home county of Essex - predominately a working class neck of the woods - is the porkiest
place in the east.
ANIMAL charity PDSA is searching for Britain's porkiest
pets and plans to send the winners to fat camp.
THE Premiership's five porkiest
players on Body Mass Index (Government guideline for being overweight) are Sol Campbell (Arsenal) 27.