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porker

1. Someone who is chubby or obese. Very offensive if used to describe someone else. I became a bit of a porker after being stuck in a wheelchair for so many weeks, but I was determined to get back in shape as soon as I was back on my feet. I'm not sure what Jill's doing dating a porker like him!
2. Someone who eats a large amount of food, especially in one sitting. Very offensive if used to describe someone else. God, I can't believe I ate that entire pizza by myself. I'm such a porker! You've had two servings of dinner, a plate of dessert, and some cheese and crackers, and you're still hungry? My gosh, what a porker!

porker

n. a fat person. Sally is not exactly a porker, but she is not skinny either.
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At the same time, many authors are reporting that an increase in the live weight of porkers may be one of the factors which improve the quality of meat as well as limit the defects related to wateriness (Martin et al., 1980; Lee and Choi, 1999; Beattie et al., 1999; Kocwin-Podsiadla et al., 2002; Przybylski et al., 2005; Zybert et al., 2005; Correa et al., 2006; Strzelecki et al., 2007).
"That said, grandad didn't get too sentimental because when the time came, the porkers still ended up on the dinner table."
PORKERS? (QPR) 28.1 (Crystal Palace) 27.7 Leicester) 27.5 Everton) 26.9 United) 26.7 QPR) 26.6 (Chelsea) 26.6 S'thampton) 26.5 Man City) 26.3 (Everton) 26.0 United) 26.0 25.7 (Everton) 25.6 Chelsea) 25.5 Ham) 25.4 Swansea) 25.4 Burnley) 25.2 Villa) 25.2 Manchester City) 25.2 Nedum Onuoha has the highest BMI at 28.1, weighing in at 94kg at a height of 1.83m.
Last time I looked every ' dad wasn't a yellow ignoramus, a caveman or an obese porker...
"However GH Pickings' Pitman's Porker Sausage stood out as something genuinely different.
MARGARET Smith knew she had a problem when her pet porker began ripping off the radiators in the family home: for the tiny thing she had bought at as a "micro pig" was now a fully fledged sow.
Aye and that's a big porker flapping its wings overhead, or Barclay's Diamond Bob celebrating his pounds 9million bonus.
Wonderful with the kids and a very friendly porker, Patrick has also suffered with his fair share of disappointment, being turned away from no less than 10 dog trainers as his owners tried to further his canine skills.
Does this mean that a youth spent as a porker somehow preserves your appearance for a late spurt of fanciability in later life?
Three other villagers have been chased by the sow, and one had his umbrella torn by the porker.
LITTER CRITTERS: Marion cuddles piglets' HOT TO TROT: Cheeky porker' SPOTTY: Tiny beast has patches' GREEDY SWINE: He's a glutton' BABE: Female's doe-eyed look' LEAVE IT SNOUT: He's nosey' FLY IN OINKMENT: All black' STY GURU: Model porker' SPIKY: Fluffy-headed rascal
Adam Porker, from Melbourne and a multi-winner in Australian tournaments this year, was saddled with a 1-over-par 72 on Wednesday and fell a shot behind Levin and Putnam at 138, 4-under par for the four-day, 72-hole tournament.
It's a sordid story, curly as the 200-plus pound porker's corkscrew tail.
It's worth watching if only to make you feel better about yourself when they show the Argentinian porker waddling around his house.
According to Stein, the plot began after Ken Feld read the part of Porker's article alluding to his father's alleged homosexual relationships.