the porcelain goddess

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the porcelain goddess

slang A toilet. Commonly used in phrases about vomiting, such as "pray to the porcelain goddess," in which kneeling at the toilet is likened to bowing before a sacred idol. If Tommy doesn't stop drinking, he'll be hugging the porcelain goddess all night. I've never thrown up so much in my life. I can't wait till I stop praying to the porcelain goddess.
See also: goddess, porcelain
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