play hide the salami

play hide the salami

vulgar slang To engage in sexual intercourse. "Salami," referring to a type of sausage, is a vulgar slang term for a penis. "Hide the salami" is sometimes hyphenated. A: "So, did you two play hide the salami last night?" B: "Hey, that's a very personal question!" They made out on the dance floor for a while before going back to her dorm room to play a little hide-the-salami.
See also: hide, play
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It strikes me that we are a funny bunch of folks when we can happily watch people die on screen yet splutter in outrage whenever they make the beast with two backs and play hide the salami.
Things are even worse in EastEnders, where whispering Frank Butcher is desperate to lock dentures with Peggy, whose "ex," George Palmer, is trying to play hide the salami with Gianni and Beppe's mum Rosa (she's the one with the Mallen streak in her hair...either that or she's just been distempering the restaurant ceiling).