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pull (one's) pisser

1. vulgar slang To tease or joke with one, often by trying to convince them of something untrue. "Pisser" is a vulgur slang term for a penis. Primarily heard in UK. Quit pulling my pisser, I know there isn't a Hollywood director calling me about a movie part. The guys here are going to pull your pisser, so don't take what they say too seriously.
2. vulgar slang To masturbate. Typically used of a male. Primarily heard in UK. If they actually had CCTV in this bloody car park, they'd have seen that creep pulling his pisser next to my car!
See also: pisser, pull

pull someone's pisser

= pull someone's leg. vulgar slang
See also: pisser, pull

pisser

1. n. a urinal; a place [room, restroom] to urinate. (Usually objectionable.) Who keeps missing the pisser?
2. n. a remarkable thing or person. (Usually objectionable.) Man, isn’t he a real pisser! Have you ever seen anybody bat like that?
3. n. a terribly funny joke. (You laugh so hard you wet your pants. Jocular. Usually objectionable.) He told a real pisser and broke up the entire class.
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, "Gee Tod") and facile and meaningless name-calling (e.g., "dork," "American Pisser and Moaner") which only indicate that you have no argument at all.
title of the poem ("The Pisser") keeps the reader grounded
"To hell with ya." And I walked out the bathroom door where Foot was waiting for his chance to get to the pisser, since he got real fired up last night, and I noticed he managed not to leak all over himself for once.
He comes home at no particular hour, throws his jacket on the floor, says the day was a pisser, throws his mail on the floor, wonders whether or not to stay in, throws a towel on the floor.
Go suck my cock, ol' bankrupt Jew." "Come down and fight!" I shout up, "I mean you!" "What's that?" the pisser cocks a quizzing head Then, laughing, waves me off, "You punk, drop dead." "If you can fight as well as you can piss..." He shouts, "You're late for your analysis," And straining lifts his drill to show his prick And shuts me up by shattering our brick.
Not the narrator, no; a walk-on character such as Pisser Burke.
The pisser, your attitude's range of change seemed to bring itself out in the pisser, all of you' (p.
J'en etais presque habitue a cause, bien entendu, du personnagequi, comme un aimant pur, avait du drainer de millions de choses autour de lui et pour avoir plusieurs fois regarde sa demeure a la television.J'etais a peine installedans le canape qui faisait face au fauteuil imposant ou il etait eternellement assis, quand il me demanda, avec l'œil malicieux qu'on lui connait, si je n'avais pas envie d'aller- pisser. Je fus bien entendu etonne de cette question un peu saugrenue.
Je ne sors jamais la nuit, je m'enferme chez moi et je regarde la tele- J'ai peur d'avoir un accident, d'etre ecrase betement par un chauffard en etat d'ivresse, de me couper la main en epluchant des pommes de terre et de pisser tout mon sang, de tomber du balcon en mettant le linge a secher, de glisser dans ma salle de bain et avoir une fracture a l'omoplate ou au tibia, d'etre pique par des abeilles, d'etre griffe par un chat non vaccine, d'etre mordu par un chien enrage.
Frontside boardslide to fakie Pole jam to dog pisser
However, since you can't always makes heads or tales of what's written in the pisser of your local swill box, I can offer a few basic facts about this metal band named Demassek.
Calvin marks his territory with a wallride dog pisser in Cheyenne, WY.
Warhol's choreography in their production minimized the expressive gestures of the pissers to generate a uniformity of style executed by a variety of individuals.
The same location is marked by the pissers of the present generation.
The men also are spoofed, complete with a chorus of four old men who are indeed "geriatric pissers." The cast works hard, but the odds are against them.