piss (oneself)

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piss (oneself)

1. rude slang Literally, to urinate while wearing one's clothing. I had to go to the bathroom so bad that I I'd nearly pissed myself by the time I made it home.
2. rude slang To laugh hysterically or uncontrollably. Raj's new boyfriend is hilarious. We were pissing ourselves through the whole lunch! I was pissing myself laughing at that comedy gig last night.
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ˈpiss yourself (laughing)

(British English, taboo, slang) laugh very hard: Poor Kath — she was lying on the floor and we were all pissing ourselves laughing!
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1. in. to urinate. (Colloquial. Usually objectionable. Some expressions, such as pissed off, are common colloquial with wide but not universal use or acceptance. Other expressions with piss are more restricted in some circles. See the complete list of all entries with piss in the Index of Hidden Key Words.) Who pissed on the floor of the john?
2. n. urine. (Usually objectionable.) You got piss on your pants leg.
3. n. bad beer; bad liquor; any bad-tasting or poor-quality liquid. (Usually objectionable.) How about another can of that piss you serve here?
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I have pissed myself. Laurie has crashed out next to me, clutching his knife and a photo of his father.
By the time they finished up I was on the verge of passin' out and I done pissed myself right then and there!