Being an inorganic piss-artist
myself, I could not fully understand his high-brow analysis, but I did enjoy his mud-slinging, because he used organic mud.
Detroit is not Frinton-on-Sea, although fortunately many of the piss-artist
elements will be more drawn to the American football going on elsewhere in town that weekend.
As someone who was once considered a serious contender for the all-England piss-artist
squad (elite division), I don't mean to be insensitive about the struggles people have with booze.
If he pretends to be the greatest piss-artist
since Shakespeare's Falstaff, we fall aboutworse than Euan Blair.
If proof was needed that there is one law for the lager lout and quite another for the pin-striped piss-artist
, consider the case of Sir Nicholas Scott.
WE HAVE entered the slow season, the time of year we poor piss-artists
(or should I say piss-poor artists) have to work twice as hard to prepare a column, and with the risk of not getting a single libel suit as recognition of our dedication to our ignoble duties, in the sweltering August heat.