piss-artist

piss-artist

1. rude slang One who falsely claims to have knowledge about a topic. Primarily heard in UK, Australia. That message board is filled with nothing but piss-artists who think they know everything.
2. rude slang One who is often drunk. I advised Jenny not to date that piss-artist because he drinks his money away at the bar every night.
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Being an inorganic piss-artist myself, I could not fully understand his high-brow analysis, but I did enjoy his mud-slinging, because he used organic mud.
Detroit is not Frinton-on-Sea, although fortunately many of the piss-artist elements will be more drawn to the American football going on elsewhere in town that weekend.
As someone who was once considered a serious contender for the all-England piss-artist squad (elite division), I don't mean to be insensitive about the struggles people have with booze.
If he pretends to be the greatest piss-artist since Shakespeare's Falstaff, we fall aboutworse than Euan Blair.
If proof was needed that there is one law for the lager lout and quite another for the pin-striped piss-artist, consider the case of Sir Nicholas Scott.
WE HAVE entered the slow season, the time of year we poor piss-artists (or should I say piss-poor artists) have to work twice as hard to prepare a column, and with the risk of not getting a single libel suit as recognition of our dedication to our ignoble duties, in the sweltering August heat.