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piss (oneself)

1. (rude) Literally, to urinate while wearing one's clothing. I had to go to the bathroom so bad that I I'd nearly pissed myself by the time I made it home.
2. To laugh hysterically or uncontrollably. Raj's new boyfriend is hilarious. We were pissing ourselves through the whole lunch! I was pissing myself laughing at that comedy gig last night.
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piss

1. in. to urinate. (Colloquial. Usually objectionable. Some expressions, such as pissed off, are common colloquial with wide but not universal use or acceptance. Other expressions with piss are more restricted in some circles. See the complete list of all entries with piss in the Index of Hidden Key Words.) Who pissed on the floor of the john?
2. n. urine. (Usually objectionable.) You got piss on your pants leg.
3. n. bad beer; bad liquor; any bad-tasting or poor-quality liquid. (Usually objectionable.) How about another can of that piss you serve here?
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In Calame's work it doesn't matter what the substance of the original stain was: Dog urine, motor oil, bird poop, cat piss, and blood simply become patterns to be filled in by any color of paint at all.
And the cover amply illustrates that piss comes into the equation.
His flash art makes you want to go get drunk and wake up with five new pieces of good things that would piss your mom off: skulls, spider webs, snakes, Grim Reapers, and bongs.
One of my favorite features of the lot is that it has a nice little wall that runs along the side of it and it makes a great place to piss because it's blocked from the main road.
I took him to a party at a friend's house with all the boys and his classic drunk American ass proceeded to piss everyone off, so the locals and I were asked to make him leave.
In theory it sounds good," remarked Andres Serrano, whose 1987 Piss Christ - a photograph of a crucifix immersed in urine - gained tremendous notoriety during the dispute over NEA-funded art in the early '90s.
They stab, shoot, whip, and piss all over each other while bodily staking claim to whatever urdomain they happen to occupy: hills, rectangular planes, and off-center, meteorlike chunks of terra incognita.
Those rich people piss me off, driving around in their big cars with their Bush stickers.
Also engaging is Eno's candor: one night, he lets us know, "I pissed into an empty wine bottle so I could continue watching Monty Python, and suddenly thought 'I've never tasted my own piss,' so I drank a little.
But later that day it was my fangs in her jugular while trying to help her with her damn lesbian piss tape while she raved and yammered and drove me nuts.