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piss (oneself)

1. rude slang Literally, to urinate while wearing one's clothing. I had to go to the bathroom so bad that I I'd nearly pissed myself by the time I made it home.
2. rude slang To laugh hysterically or uncontrollably. Raj's new boyfriend is hilarious. We were pissing ourselves through the whole lunch! I was pissing myself laughing at that comedy gig last night.
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piss

1. in. to urinate. (Colloquial. Usually objectionable. Some expressions, such as pissed off, are common colloquial with wide but not universal use or acceptance. Other expressions with piss are more restricted in some circles. See the complete list of all entries with piss in the Index of Hidden Key Words.) Who pissed on the floor of the john?
2. n. urine. (Usually objectionable.) You got piss on your pants leg.
3. n. bad beer; bad liquor; any bad-tasting or poor-quality liquid. (Usually objectionable.) How about another can of that piss you serve here?
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Kudos to women in Canada, in Kuwait, everywhere, who are willing to piss people off.
Sheikh Salem said he had advised the PISS to enforce a package of key supervisory rules, particularly related to governance, implementation of hazards' system, mechanisms to enhance internal supervision, urging it to hastily press ahead with such necessary reforms.
Carlin: It's all right for one guy to say, "why are you pissed off at me?" But the other guy cannot say, "Well, because you pissed on me." That's not allowed.
has rotted: so I was thinking yesterday of ROTTEN PISS: imagine, rotten piss: even
PISS which saw its ledger investment dropping to KD 1.8 billion during the
Johnny Vegas spun his speech out for so long that he made the transition from amusingly drunk to pathetically pissed. Badly Drawn Boy was a rambling porker in a woolly hat, although it wasn't cold in there.
Recent findings by Loyola University Chicago researchers, however, may just change the power of piss from placebo to scientifically-approved, after discovering bacteria-killing viruses called 'phages' present in women's bladders.
And immediately after shaking their hands, throw a warm glass of piss in their faces.
In Calame's work it doesn't matter what the substance of the original stain was: Dog urine, motor oil, bird poop, cat piss, and blood simply become patterns to be filled in by any color of paint at all.
"They may be drinking their own piss," he says., "but they're still pissing defiant."
"I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off the homophobes."
Same story at a women's service magazine: You can't go around and completely piss off and trash Philip Morris without wondering what's going to happen to your Kraft/General Foods [accounts]." Bishofsky's research involved a confidential survey asking magazines if they would accept a hypothetical ad.
And the cover amply illustrates that piss comes into the equation.
His flash art makes you want to go get drunk and wake up with five new pieces of good things that would piss your mom off: skulls, spider webs, snakes, Grim Reapers, and bongs.
One of my favorite features of the lot is that it has a nice little wall that runs along the side of it and it makes a great place to piss because it's blocked from the main road.