My mother owned one for three days - it was a toxic, blue-smoking pile of crap
that made a noise like a milking machine and reduced her to tears..
As the posh wooden-top's pathetic dog-walkers' shoulder-holster went down like a pile of crap
with unimpressed retailers, I felt genuinely sorry for him.
He said architect Daniel Libeskind's plan was "the worst pile of crap
architecture I've ever seen".
"If one person writes, 'she's a pile of crap
', that would affect me for six months.
Trump also wants the two towers replaced, saying the single Freedom Tower is: "The worst pile of crap
architecture I've ever seen."
If he was a pile of crap
, I would be chuffed someone had put a bid in for him.
Imagine if in 50,000 years' time scientists study the endless pile of crap
deposited in today's living rooms, otherwise known as Reality TV, to see what we all evolved into?
Susanne Manning gave a neutered-cat rendition of an Elton John song - I think it was I Guess That's Why They Call It A Pile Of Crap
- and yet emerged as the bookie's favourite to win.
Just when you're fooled into thinking that our film industry really could be a force to be reckoned with, along comes another parochial pile of crap
Well, like the saturated fat we shovel down kids' throats, that is a pile of crap
Cilla Black: All this stuff about Cilla getting the axe from Blind Date is a pile of crap
. You can't do Blind Date without Cilla Black.
And the forecast is always the same: "This month, as usual, your life will be a steaming pile of crap
It's because flies like nothing better than buzzing round a pile of crap
If you only ever saw one episode of Friends you'd think it was a pile of crap